Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Jack Roy

• Life
• Age
• Food
• Taken
• Sex
• My Life
• Mirror
• Kitchen
• Kitchen Table

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• I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Life
  • Age
  • Food