Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

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I'm a choreographer and I love watching 'The Bachelorette.'
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I'm 43. I'm not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet.
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I've always been proud that my name stands for peace.
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If you ask what you are going to do about global warming, the only rational answer is to change the way in which we do transportation, energy production, agriculture and a good deal of manufacturing. The problem originates in human activity in the form of the production of goods.
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I've leased the apartment; my partner is going to come out here. But we're keeping our house in Chicago because real estate is a really good investment and also because it is just crammed with full of stuff!
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I have many different sides; I can be the life and soul of the party - or a wallflower.
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Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.
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When you fall in love, you become weak.
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I got into politics because I was tired of complaining.
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Here in France, I've seen some very good young designers, but they don't have this ability to be good businessmen, too. I think America gives you this.
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.
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One of the darkest evils of our world is surely the unteachable wildness of the Good.
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I found it more challenging to act in a small scene, especially if it has no dialogue and if it is a close-up with only expressions.
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If someone had told me in high school that one day I'd write an historical novel, I would have rolled my eyes.
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Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
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America always pivots between collective responsibility and the idea that the individual can pull himself up by his bootstraps.
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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I would really like to play someone contemporary, as I've done lots of period pieces. I would love to play an American bimbo or a grimy Londoner. But I'm probably more suited in people's minds to playing a corseted victim.
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I want to keep a thread between the studio and the stage, and I want to flow more easily from one to the other.
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I believe there can be dignity in the acting profession. And I think there ought to be more dignity in the publicity an actor gets.
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A lack of resources may slow you down, but don't let it make you throw away a big idea. Give God five years, ten years, fifteen years, twenty years, twenty-five years, thirty years, forty years, or more. Give God all the time He needs to bring the resources to you!
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Whatever I think of, that's what I do. I wake up and think, 'I want to buy a car', I buy a car. I wake up and be like, 'I just want to lay in bed with my girl', I do that. I wake up and want to rap, I rap. So whatever I think of.
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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.