Garry Shandling Quotes
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Nothing earth-shattering has happened in men's fashion. How much can you do with men's clothes?
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Nature says women are human beings, men have made religions to deny it. Nature says women are human beings, men cry out no!
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When I look in the mirror, I don't see a person who's made the kind of impact that Mia Hamm made on the game. She's still my idol, the greatest player and the greatest teammate. She achieved so much in so many different ways. What she did for women's soccer can't be measured.
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Everyone in Hollywood is seeking fame and fortune; it's in the water here. Everyone from young women to old men - they all want it.
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Women are needed in the military because there aren't enough soldiers, and we're seeing more women serve.
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There have been 111 Justices in the Supreme Court of the United States. Only three have been women. If she is confirmed, Solicitor General Kagan will bring the Supreme Court to an historical high-water mark, with three women concurrently serving as Justices.
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I have no special strategy. I can just wait to see what my opponent offers.
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Sometimes women who are taller aren't comfortable with it, but I love being tall.
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I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.
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God forbid that women have fantasies.
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Men are what their mothers made them.
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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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It's so weird to turn on a switch and be the role model for all women, for all African-Americans. That doesn't happen that easily. It just doesn't. And so I don't act up in public and I don't do anything weird - because my sisters are watching me, not because the world is watching me.
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I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous.
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To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way.
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Within a month I announced I was going to start this initiative: A World of Women for World Peace.
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It's not just in Hollywood that women run the risk of being passed by once they reach 50. It happens in real life, too.
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When Wolf Blitzer wears a not-so-great tie, how much e-mail do you think he gets? My point is, for women, unfortunately, appearance is part of the job.
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Tell me what gives a man or woman their greatest pleasure and I'll tell you their philosophy of life.
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Texting is not flirting, if you don't care about me enough to say the words than that's not love, I don't like it!
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It started at one thirty on a cold Tuesday morning in January when Martin Turner, Street performer and, in his own words, apprentice gigolo, tripped over a body in front of the West Portico of St. Paul's at Covent Garden. Martin, who was none too sober himself, at first thought the body was that of one of the many celebrants who had chosen the Piazza as a convenient outdoor toilet and dormitory. Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress. The fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport - like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling. Martin, noting the good quality coat and shoes, had just pegged the body as a drunk when he noticed that it was in fact missing its head.
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Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special.
