Garry Shandling Quotes
When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.

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Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
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I approach these people from a standpoint of love. How were they loved? How do they love? What's going on in their heart? There's that that I think about with every role.
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There's a lot more to me than just power.
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Personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures.
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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
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People make the mistake of thinking they've got to perform just because someone has said something about their potential.
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Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.
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When you go into a game on offense, you make a couple moves and see what the defender is going to do. Then you pretty much can figure out what he is going to do against you - whether he carries his hands low or high, whether he is bumping or pushing, those type of things.
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I believe the Thai people are patient, and the people at least give me a chance to prove my ability to help them.
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As an actor, I want to build a career as an actor. It's hard to even get a job sometimes, so as my career builds, I can be more picky than I used to be.
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People think they have to give up things to make a difference to the world, but you don't have to.
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Losing is no fun no matter who you lose to.
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Is letting our children watch TV a form of child abuse? If our children grow up knowing everything about Britney Spears and nothing about nature or faith, about anything, is that not a form of child abuse?
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As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.
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You have to be resilient.
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Long time ago, people would make the Bible, right? The guy said it, somebody wrote it down. And then if you wanted another copy of it, another human being wrote another one. It took a long, long time. Somebody created this thing called mimeograph paper and so you said, 'OK, we'll do it that way.' And so you could get three of them.
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I came across humanity in Istanbul, and all I know about life comes from Istanbul, and definitely, I am writing about Istanbul. I also love the city because I live there, it has formed me, and it's me. Of course it is natural. If somebody lived all his life in Delhi, he will write about Delhi.
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I believe a lot in monogamy, let me tell you.
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I can't sit down long enough to absorb any kind of learning.
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Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
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I'm going to outplay you. That's the mentality I have, and you should want to outplay me.
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The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
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When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.