Garry Shandling Quotes
I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.

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Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.
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You know, I think I still have a sense that no matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, no matter how much success you have, no matter how much money you have, relationships are important.
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Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.
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I do not believe any president can bind a successor president to give up his fundamental role as protector of the country.
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The better the information it has, the better democracy works. Silence and secrecy are never good for it.
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Randomness I love. And I still love just a holler right in the middle of an ongoing narrative. Pain or joy, ecstasy.
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The characteristic feature of modernity is criticism: what is new is set over and against what is old, and it is this constant contrast that constitutes the continuity of tradition.
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My real dream is that everybody will see their self-interest tied up with someone else, whether or not they see them, and see that as an opportunity for growing closer together as a culture and as a world.
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I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.
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The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
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At 93, I'm not looking forward to fame and fortune.
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There is a restaurant in L.A. called Crustacean, which is very famous for its garlic crab. Well, I can make garlic crab better than Crustacean. My sauce is so good you'll want to dip your bread in it, put it on your egg omelet, in your cereal, and in everything else.
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You don't have to feel confident to act confident. In fact, it's the most important acting job you can learn.
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Being in Harlem on the night of Barack Obama's election was extraordinary. It was the best street party I have ever gone to, and it felt like the period of American history which began with slavery had ended that evening.
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Having a credible existence in the private sector frees people to be able to be better public servants. You're less concerned with... toeing the party line and more concerned with doing what is right.
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Things aren't always clear at the beginning of a relationship. Be up-front. Don't play on her confusion or vulnerability. Women want and appreciate clarity.
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My retirement is both voluntary and involuntary. One reason, and this is voluntary, is the impact of television. All old movies are turning up on television, and frankly, making pictures doesn't interest me anymore. Another reason is that the film industry is in a declining state.
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In a way, it's good not to be recognised as much off screen.
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For me, being involved in fashion is fun. But I like to be relatable and to wear things that other people can wear, too.
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You search for images and stories and movies and music from people that look like you and sound like you and speak like you because you want to feel like, 'Oh, if they can do it, so can I.' There's a little bit of that need for validation, especially when you're younger and trying to look to someone to look up to.
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Maybe after the war we’ll be civilized again. That’s the way it has always happened in the past.
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We saw that the music industry was changing and we felt that it needed to change. We have wanted to do this for a very long time.
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It's one of the fundamental principles of the stock market: When interest rates go up, stocks go down. And along with financial companies and cyclicals, technology companies - with their sky-high price-to-earnings multiples - should be among the biggest losers in an environment of rising rates.
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I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.