Garry Shandling Quotes
My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?

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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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Brands mature over time, like a marriage. The bond you feel with your spouse is different than when you first met each other. Excitement and discovery are replaced by comfort and depth.
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There is a humanitarian impulse that one aspires to and there are days when one doesn't do it very well.
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There are some movies you do for the character; there are some movies you do for the people.
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It's in literature that true life can be found. It's under the mask of fiction that you can tell the truth.
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You don't move just because you want to go from this point to that point - the body has to be using the words as well as you vocally use the words.
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Six years, I didn't act. Then I wrote myself a role - I won prizes all over the world.
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I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didn't care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible, horrible, horrible creatures. They don't like people. It's not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.
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It's just a theory really, but I have always thought that your physical surroundings can shape your voice and personality.
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It's totally viable to envisage a million Jews living in Judea and Samaria.
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I don't want everything to be flowery perfection. I like it there to be a charge behind it, you know?
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I'm home schooled, and I have a teacher that goes with me on all my movies.
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The U.S. government engages with many countries around the world in official dialogues on human rights.
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Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too.
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I love being in a courtroom.
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I don't have a process; I just feel it. My book on acting would be very short.
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I was trying to be Mary Tyler Moore. I loved her in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
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I love Manchester. I love Manchester United. But I would really struggle to be creative there. I feel a bit lost, over-familiar maybe. Maybe too stuck in my own web of history.
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Paul Newman's half Jewish and Florence Henderson's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew!
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For whatever reason, whenever I'm having a get-together, I'll turn on my projector and play YouTube videos of 'Russian driving fails.' Russians all have dashboard cameras in their cars, so there are all these videos of crazy wrecks and people almost getting hit in the street. It's a conversation starter, for sure.
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You can fill this table up with people who are racist, homophobic, Satanist worshippers, sexist and we can be arguing but if you put on a song, I guarantee that people will stop and listen and that's what I love about music, it can bring people together.
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When I was 4 or 5 and I could put complete thoughts together and really feel them, I remember watching the Grammy's or something like that and getting real emotional because I wanted to be up there.
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My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?