Garry Shandling Quotes
My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?

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I think that one of the primary roles of an attorney, and certainly we try to teach it here to our students, is that you counsel compliance with the law. The lawyer, more than simply being a mouthpiece for the client and advocating at whatever cost the client's interest, is also an officer of the court in questions that appear before the court.
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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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Brands mature over time, like a marriage. The bond you feel with your spouse is different than when you first met each other. Excitement and discovery are replaced by comfort and depth.
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There is a humanitarian impulse that one aspires to and there are days when one doesn't do it very well.
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There are some movies you do for the character; there are some movies you do for the people.
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It's in literature that true life can be found. It's under the mask of fiction that you can tell the truth.
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You don't move just because you want to go from this point to that point - the body has to be using the words as well as you vocally use the words.
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Six years, I didn't act. Then I wrote myself a role - I won prizes all over the world.
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I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didn't care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible, horrible, horrible creatures. They don't like people. It's not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.
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It's just a theory really, but I have always thought that your physical surroundings can shape your voice and personality.
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It's totally viable to envisage a million Jews living in Judea and Samaria.
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I don't want everything to be flowery perfection. I like it there to be a charge behind it, you know?
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I'm home schooled, and I have a teacher that goes with me on all my movies.
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Mass demand has been created almost entirely through the development of advertising.
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The U.S. government engages with many countries around the world in official dialogues on human rights.
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Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too.
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I love being in a courtroom.
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I'm a huge music fan. I usually say that if I had been born with a musical inclination, it would've been great. The Beatles changed everything for me, and I wanted to be a journalist for 'Rolling Stone.' I'm a big music fan in a Cameron Crowe way, kind of in a spectator way.
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Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.
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I'm definitely a narcissist, and TV is fabulous for narcissists.
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I want to do everything, and I don't think that's too ambitious.
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My heart was a habitation large enough for many guests, but lonely and chill, and without a household fire. I longed to kindle one! It seemed not so wild a dream.
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My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?