Dane Cook Quotes
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Folks have to pin me down because, for one thing, I don't have a laptop. I don't have an iPhone, and I refuse to carry them because they're immensely hackable.
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The lights go down, you hear the applause and you're up there, and then everything else is forgotten.
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But Eraserhead was the first real intense kind of thing I had ever done before the cameras and Lynch had to really bring me down a lot and he still does.
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Alligators and crocodiles are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet - they'll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.
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All my friends were non-Muslims. I actually knew very little about Islam - like, very little.
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I would like to be the first ambassador to the United States from the United States.
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Well I love preppy style; I like J. Crew for guys.
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We must strictly enforce the Environmental Law, closing down the polluters that fail to meet the standards.
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I do not read SF as much as I used to. It's too much like a busman's holiday.
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Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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More and more parents and voters have rejected the teachers' union antiquated, top down, one-size-fits-all approach to education and continue to elect candidates who embrace reform that celebrates students and empowers parents.
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The Normans came over, lance in hand, burning and trampling down every thing before them, and cutting off the Saxon dynasty and the Saxon nobles at the edge of the sword; but the right of petition remained untouched.
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I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea.
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What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun? Or does it explode?
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I want to go down in history.
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I decide immediately if I like a person and if I do, then I'm myself, and if I don't, then I give nothing.
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Set the foot down with distrust on the crust of the world - it is thin.
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Who you know, 10 albums later, get better than he's ever been before? It's hard. To come from all this huge success like a 'What's Love,' and a 'Lean Back,' then take it back to the street with 'The Darkside.'
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It meant something to see people who looked like me in comic books. It was this beautiful place that I felt pop culture should look like.
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'SoulPancake' is a website that I founded with a couple of friends, and it is for exploring life's big questions.
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Russians are not a very friendly people. It's hard to get them to speak nicely to the customers. It's just not in their culture.
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My wounds, ... It was like a cortisone to heal these wounds. I rubbed it on every night and it helped me.
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
