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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West -
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
Mae West
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West -
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Mae West -
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West -
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Mae West -
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West -
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae West
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His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West -
I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night
Mae West -
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West -
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Mae West -
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West -
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Mae West
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West -
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West -
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West -
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West -
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Mae West -
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Mae West