Mae West Quotes
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
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His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
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I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night
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Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.