Will Ferrell Quotes
Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children?

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I'm not sure if being known opened or closed doors for me.
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If monarchy is corrupting - and it is - wait till you see what overt empire does to us.
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But now that I'm a blonde, guys are so blatant about coming on to me.
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I'm not the type of person that is forced.
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I'd like to make something about someone who hasn't existed so that I don't have to tread so carefully and can feel a little bit more creative freedom.
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Curiosity does, no less than devotion, pilgrims make.
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Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
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I started working professionally as soon as I could, doing weddings and things like that in high school, while everyone else was having keg parties. I just felt destined to do it and really committed and driven; it was something that just felt right all my life.
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Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason. And those of us who are mothers know it's the most exquisite love of all.
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In Bombay, we have a fine concert hall. I think it is high time we built venues in Delhi and Calcutta, not only for western music, but also Indian music. It doesn't matter which party is in power; don't you think the capital of India should have a concert hall?
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The past is our definition. We may strive with good reason to escape it, or to escape what is bad in it. But we will escape it only by adding something better to it.
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Sometimes, how you ingest this idea of masculinity as projected onto you by the world could be the difference of life and death.
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Anyone in public life who comes out, comes out primarily for themselves, and their life is immediately improved. That's what happened to me.
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I like those stories that capture the brutality of life, but there's still some kind of melancholy romance.
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And most of my early pictures failed but about one in a 100 somehow looked better than what I saw.
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Education, the last hope of the liberal in all periods.
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Never in endless time will ring a sound as sweetly As when a human heart in God is tuned completely.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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There was a huge, tremendous amount of disabled veterans and the Veteran's Administration just wasn't geared up for it. I know for a fact that it's getting better and better.
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When children attend schools that place a greater value on discipline and security than on knowledge and intellectual development, they are attending prep schools for prison.
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How do children learn to correct their mistakes? By watching how you correct yours. How do children learn to overcome their failures? By watching how you overcome yours. How do children learn to treat themselves with forgiveness? By watching you forgive yourself.
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For the mother is and must be, whether she knows it or not, the greatest, strongest and most lasting teacher her children have.
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Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children?