Mike Myers Quotes
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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What is art? Art talks about life; it's subversive.
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It's a compulsion. I'm always changing parts of me. Even when I was young, I wanted to change my hair color. I was so determined that I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid.
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The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.
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There is no compromise when it comes to corruption. You have to fight it.
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The 21st Century has begun as an era of uncertainty, with a heightened focus on security and public safety.
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In the end, the actor's main power is the power to say, 'No.'
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It is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old down all the unchanging days, and die one day like any other day, only shorter.
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At the end of the day, my legacy will not be modelling but my cosmetics line.
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My message is not just to disabled people, but to everyone: You have to work hard.
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Honestly, I just love great performers and people who love what they do.
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People would pay money to work at CNN.
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The question Americans should ask is not whether a candidate is affiliated with a particular faith but rather whether that candidate's faith makes it more likely he or she will support policies that align with their values.
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Reading changes your perspective and feeds your imagination.
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The experience of reading a book is always unique. I believe that you render a version of the story, when you read a book, in a way that is unique and special to each person who reads it.
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You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do.
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My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.
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People willy-nilly borrow for consumption. Civil servants willy-nilly borrow for consumption and then wonder why they don't have enough money at the end of the month.
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When I stopped performing for 16 years and lived in Michigan and was married and raising my children, I wrote about four or five books. I haven't published them. I just haven't gotten around to it for several reasons.
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If I could perform on stage with any musical act or performer, it would be Sugar Ray, just to fulfill my childhood dream of singing with Mark McGrath.
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I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.
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I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
