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Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.
Adam Selzer
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When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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I mean, you really can't imagine how awesome coffee tastes, or how awesome it is to hear music, to hear idiots talking... I mean, it hurts. Everything hurts. But everything in the world is so awesome that sometimes I just can't stand it.
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If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.
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Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.
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I had figured out that it was a bad idea, but, well, it´s hard to argue with love, even when it´s making you do something really stupid.
Adam Selzer