Al Swearengen Quotes
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The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
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Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
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Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
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Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
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The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
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I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.
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Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
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Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
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You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
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Pain or damage don't end the world.
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The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.
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Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.