Alex Riley Quotes
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We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
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This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
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Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
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The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.
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If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.
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Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.
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I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
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I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!
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Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!
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And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
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Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!
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Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.
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My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
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And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!
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Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!
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Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
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Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.
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If he's the king, I'm the prince.
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Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
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You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!