Alex Riley Quotes
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We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
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Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
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This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
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The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.
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If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.
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Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.
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Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
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My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
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I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
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Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!
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Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!
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I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
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I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!
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And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!
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If he's the king, I'm the prince.
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Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.
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Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!
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And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
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You can't say the secret word!
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Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
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Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.
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You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
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I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.
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I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and from the moment he gets up to the moment he goes to bed it's all WWE, all sports entertainment. He keeps his body in shape and he is a true champion in the ring and out. He's a great representative of the company and I'm learning a lot from him, not only on TV but outside as well.