Underwear Quotes
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I swear, I wanna be your underwear.
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I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!
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On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
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I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
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I love a man who can wear my underwear.
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Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
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You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
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Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.
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Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
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Im too hung for womens underwear.
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I went out in my goddamn underwear too!
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I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.
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I wear leather underwear!
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Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
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I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".
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Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.
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Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
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What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke.
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The word ‘grunge’ became a household term, and fashion runways were filled with flannel shirts and long underwear. Oh, how we laughed… Every now and then when I’m feeling a little nostalgic, I put on my ‘grunge tuxedo’ - flannel shirt, long shorts with long underwear underneath them, and a pair of Doc Martens - and dance around the house to Tad records.
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Who hasn't danced in their underwear?
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I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
