Atoms for Peace Quotes
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The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.
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Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.
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Anything worth doing good takes a little chaos.
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Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all. And there is a fat man who wants to kill you.
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2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid
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I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
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Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
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Are you such a dreamer To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two and two always makes a five I'll lay down the tracks Sandbag and hide January has April's showers And two and two always makes a five It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can SCREAM and you can shout It is too late now Because... You have not been Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! You have not been paying attention!
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My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
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I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.
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There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.
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If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.
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I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!
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The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.
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I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.
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Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
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I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
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It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.
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Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.
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Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy.
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Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.
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I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
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When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
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Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me