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Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.
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Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.
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We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.
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Cigarrettes make you look cool
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I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over
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I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
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If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.
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Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.
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Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.
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How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?
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Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.
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When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
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I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
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Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
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I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome
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It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.
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If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
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I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.
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Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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