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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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You are my centre when I spin away.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots
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I like to be in the laboratory with the doors closed. I like experimenting and trying things.
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.