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I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.
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I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
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I like to be in the laboratory with the doors closed. I like experimenting and trying things.
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I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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Immerse your soul in love.
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.