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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful
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I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.
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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
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I suppose one thing that's always fascinated me is that thing where you're a band and you want to start recording and you get a label and a producer, and then there's that pressure to go out there and really toil.
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You are my centre when I spin away.
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I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises...
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
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I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.
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Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.
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The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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I like to be in the laboratory with the doors closed. I like experimenting and trying things.
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There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
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Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.