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I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I am a martyr, if you insist.
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I'm the Legendary Radio Head
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
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I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.
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If you love music and you are good in it, you will be fine. But be prepared to have to work hard.
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I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
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You can't make an egg without frying an egg
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Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts
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Electronic music is really weird right, because it is bleeding into the mainstream, but, at the same time, it's fashion.
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Enjoy it - making music is a wonderful way to spend your life.. but do it for the love before a career... it's getting so unforgiving out there - I hate to think of the obstacles in the way now for new artists.. if you love it and you are good, you will be fine.. but be prepared to have to work hard and don't judge your success by other peoples opinions.. have self belief.
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I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.
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It's the Devil's way now, There is no way out, You can scream and you can shout, It is too late now.
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Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.
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I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er
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The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
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I want to be part of the human race I want to live, breathe.
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I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
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Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
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Don't judge your success by other peoples opinions. Have self belief.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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Up above Aliens hover Making home movies For the folks back home Of all these weird creatures Who lock up their spirits Drill holes in themselves And live for their secrets.
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Musicians are like politicians. They're the last people who should be making music, just like politicians are the last people who should be running things.