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If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
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Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.
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The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
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If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.
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Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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I jumped in the river, what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A moon full of stars and astral cars And all the figures I used to see All my lovers were there with me All my past and futures And we all went to heaven in a little row boat There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.