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I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound self loathing or whatever, which was just driving me nuts because that's not what I was writing.
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Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.
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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
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I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
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Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey
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While you make pretty speeches I'm being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance.
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.
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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
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My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.
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I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.
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My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself
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My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.
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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.
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I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.
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I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
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When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.
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Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
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My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
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Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man
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If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.