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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.
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I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.
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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
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My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!
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One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.
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I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed.
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You cannot kickstart a dead horse
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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.
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I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.
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Drying up in conversation You will be the one who cannot talk All your insides fall to pieces You just sit there wishing you could still make love.
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I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.
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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.