Atoms for Peace Quotes
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If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
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In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.
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And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.
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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
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Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.
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I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.
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I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
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I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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While you make pretty speeches I'm being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance.
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I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.
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Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.