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Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.
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If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
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I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
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I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Is that you do it to yourself, Just you and no one else, You do it to yourself...
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If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
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Drying up in conversation You will be the one who cannot talk All your insides fall to pieces You just sit there wishing you could still make love.
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I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track!
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.
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When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.
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If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
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