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And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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I jumped in the river, what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A moon full of stars and astral cars And all the figures I used to see All my lovers were there with me All my past and futures And we all went to heaven in a little row boat There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track!
Nigel Timothy Godrich Atoms for Peace
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound self loathing or whatever, which was just driving me nuts because that's not what I was writing.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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