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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track!
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I jumped in the river, what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A moon full of stars and astral cars And all the figures I used to see All my lovers were there with me All my past and futures And we all went to heaven in a little row boat There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.
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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...
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Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
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There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
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You cannot kickstart a dead horse
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.