-
Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.
-
If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
-
If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.
-
If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
-
I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
-
Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
-
I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track!
-
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
-
It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
-
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
-
There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.
-
I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
-
I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.
-
Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
-
The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
-
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
-
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
-
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
-
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed.
-
You cannot kickstart a dead horse
-
The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.
-
My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
-
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.
-
If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.