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In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...
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If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.
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It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track!
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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
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Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.
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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
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My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth
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I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.
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Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
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I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed.
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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
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The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.
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You cannot kickstart a dead horse
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It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!