Atoms for Peace Quotes
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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
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Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
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I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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I jumped in the river, what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A moon full of stars and astral cars And all the figures I used to see All my lovers were there with me All my past and futures And we all went to heaven in a little row boat There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
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I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.
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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
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My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth
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The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
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I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
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I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed.
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You cannot kickstart a dead horse
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I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
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Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.
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In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...
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I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
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They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream
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15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.
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Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.