Atoms for Peace Quotes
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
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I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.
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I want to be part of the human race I want to live, breathe.
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Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
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The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.
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Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol
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The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
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I'm such a tease And you're such a flirt... Routines and schedules Drug and kill you Kill you.
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Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.
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I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?
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My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
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So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'
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Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.
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Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
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I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.
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Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.
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Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
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Don't judge your success by other peoples opinions. Have self belief.
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I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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Enjoy it - making music is a wonderful way to spend your life.. but do it for the love before a career... it's getting so unforgiving out there - I hate to think of the obstacles in the way now for new artists.. if you love it and you are good, you will be fine.. but be prepared to have to work hard and don't judge your success by other peoples opinions.. have self belief.
