Underwear Quotes
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I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
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Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
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Who hasn't danced in their underwear?
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I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.
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I'm pretty comfortable stripping down to my underwear, as long as there's respect around me.
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Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.
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Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.
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Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em!
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When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!
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I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.
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I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.
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I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.
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Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.
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Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.
