Tom Green (Michael Thomas Green) Quotes
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I don't think the folks in the low-tax states really want to go into a fairness discussion. Residents of Connecticut and New York would love to remind them how much they pay in federal taxes to support programs for Mississippi and South Dakota.
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I'd like to to do a major pay-per-view match with Seth Rollins. I'd love do a major pay-per-view match with Stardust.
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American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
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Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
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I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.
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As taxpayers, we pay our elected officials to serve the people and protect our state and our interests.
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I pay a lot of tax, and I feel, one of the reasons I stay and pay why I'm not based in Monaco... I think my country helped me.
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To wash dishes is not the same as a guy running a numerically-controlled machine. That guy running a numerically-controlled machine is going to get a higher level of pay because his training is higher, and he should get a higher level of pay.
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I love spreadsheets. I do all the finances. I pay the publicists. I have to compartmentalize the creative and the business, so there are sacrifices. But ultimately, I get to be the CEO of my own business.
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I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
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I think you have to pay for love with bitter tears.
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Sooner or later we have all to pay for what we do.
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Somewhere down the line everyone must pay for their misdeeds.
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Capital goes to where it can escape taxation and be used to pay employees in sacks of rice.
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If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
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I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.
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There is no trick to it. If you like to write and want to write, you write, no matter where you are or what else you are doing or whether anyone pays any heed.
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Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.
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Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
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There was a tsunami and there are terrible natural disasters, all of this because of too little Torah study.
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Happiness is a state of mind. It's just according to the way you look at things.
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People do not realize this, but my drug addiction was actually a short span of time. It was only for two years.
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.
