Joke Quotes
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A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to the general applause of wits who believe it's a joke.
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I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
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I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.
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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
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When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
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Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
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To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s.
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I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.
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The joke is mightier than the sword.
