Joke Quotes

• Oh, and Cammie," At the sounds of his voice, I spun around, expecting to hear him crack a joke or call me Gallagher Girl. The last thing I expected was to feel his arms sliding arounds me, to sense the whole world turning upside down as Zach dipped me in the middle of the foyer and pressed his lips to mine. Then he smiled that smile I'd come to know. "I always finish what I start.

  

  Ally Carter
  • Voice
  • Smile
  • Arms

• I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.

  

  Brad Williams
  • Society
  • Agree
  • Board

• The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

  

  Harley Pasternak
  • Joke
  • Fruitcake

• Depending on what my job requirement is, my techniques change. If something is incredibly difficult to connect to, and painful, then I have to do a lot of work to connect to that and not joke around or lose sight of my job.

  

  Adrien Brody
  • Job
  • Change
  • Connect

• We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

  

  Brendon Urie Panic! at the Disco
  • Humor
  • Guys
  • Sarcastic

• The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

  

  Robin Williams
  • Bad
  • Famous
  • Someone

• We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

  

  Paul Provenza
  • Choose
  • Joke
  • Structure

• I could write a joke song really easily, but I think something that might be true for my generation is that there's a certain irony or detachedness expected of us, even though we really feel sincere. So the only way to sincerity is through a joke.

  

  Ezra Furman
  • Song
  • Generation
  • Sincerity

• And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of the street, "You think that guys can do a better job protecting you than I can?" Actually, I thought Liz could have done a better job "protecting" me than he could, but instead I said, "No, I think if you don't leave me alone, I can scream and that cop will arrest you." Somehow the boy seemed to know it was a joke.

  

  Ally Carter
  • Job
  • Street
  • Protecting

• I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the world.

  

  Eric Garcetti
  • American
  • Average
  • Diverse

• It’s not, like, denial? In the GSA we joke that bi guys are just gay guys who aren’t ready to admit it yet.

  

  Bill Konigsberg
  • Joke
  • Admit
  • Denial

• Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke.

  

  Mike Cernovich
  • Honest
  • Media
  • Social

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