Joke Quotes
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we with Andrew Ridgeley were two guys really making asses of ourselves.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know that we know he's there with his questions; to disarm him by seeming to have heard and done justice to his side of the standing argument.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
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I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery. Songs can be the most efficient and the best forms of conveying emotion. Music is universal. It's worldwide.
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Desegregation is a joke.
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Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I made a decision to fight for my friend in prison. It was a deliberate decision. It isn't the only way-it's just something I decided.
