Joke Quotes
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Jack Roy
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
Ryan Trecartin
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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.
Judy Gold
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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.
Norm MacDonald
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
W. Daniel Hillis
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
Carole Nelson Douglas
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
Chris Martin
Coldplay
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And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke.
Syd Barrett
Pink Floyd
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
Ryan Reynolds
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonald
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
Jack Roy
