Joke Quotes
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I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun.
Patrick Kane
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
Chris Martin
Coldplay
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Jack Roy
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
Adam McKay
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
Judy Greer
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
Sam Brown
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
W. Daniel Hillis
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Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me it's therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet.
Michael De Luca
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Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I made a decision to fight for my friend in prison. It was a deliberate decision. It isn't the only way-it's just something I decided.
Edeet Ravel
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
John Graham Mellor
The 101ers
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Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in the sense of money, by the way. The Beatles are untouchable. That’s just a joke.
Bono
U2
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
Brad Williams
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
Artie Lange
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
Jack Roy
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
Napoleon Bonaparte
