Joke Quotes
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It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.
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I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we with Andrew Ridgeley were two guys really making asses of ourselves.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know that we know he's there with his questions; to disarm him by seeming to have heard and done justice to his side of the standing argument.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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Desegregation is a joke.
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I made a decision to fight for my friend in prison. It was a deliberate decision. It isn't the only way-it's just something I decided.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
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I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery. Songs can be the most efficient and the best forms of conveying emotion. Music is universal. It's worldwide.
