Joke Quotes
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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The U.S. Army is the biggest joke the world has to laugh at. It is the army of liars, backstabbers, fools, and bullies. The few good sergeants are getting out as soon as they can, and they are telling us privates to do the same.
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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery. Songs can be the most efficient and the best forms of conveying emotion. Music is universal. It's worldwide.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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I like the idea of building the suspense and taking it all the way up to the very last second with the suspense, and right when you think you can't take it anymore, then you come in with the joke and kind of break the tension. To me, that's the best kind of film. I like thrillers, so thrillers with comedy, to me, is always the best.
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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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A college joke to cure the dumps.
