Joke Quotes
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.
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I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery. Songs can be the most efficient and the best forms of conveying emotion. Music is universal. It's worldwide.
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A college joke to cure the dumps.
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The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we with Andrew Ridgeley were two guys really making asses of ourselves.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
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They have been a joke with regards to the selection. I didn't say that earlier because I thought I'd get sent to Alaska and they don't have a regional there.
