Joke Quotes
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we with Andrew Ridgeley were two guys really making asses of ourselves.
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At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know that we know he's there with his questions; to disarm him by seeming to have heard and done justice to his side of the standing argument.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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Desegregation is a joke.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in the sense of money, by the way. The Beatles are untouchable. That’s just a joke.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I made a decision to fight for my friend in prison. It was a deliberate decision. It isn't the only way-it's just something I decided.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.
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Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me it's therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
