Joke Quotes
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
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I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery. Songs can be the most efficient and the best forms of conveying emotion. Music is universal. It's worldwide.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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I’ll look for the joke in things so that I don’t look for the sadness and the grief.
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In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
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Truly, the world was a comedy of errors, and she was the butt of the joke.
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke.
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A college joke to cure the dumps.
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I like the idea of building the suspense and taking it all the way up to the very last second with the suspense, and right when you think you can't take it anymore, then you come in with the joke and kind of break the tension. To me, that's the best kind of film. I like thrillers, so thrillers with comedy, to me, is always the best.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
