Tom Green (Michael Thomas Green) Quotes
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

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Perhaps misguided moral passion is better than confused indifference.
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Once you don't vote your ideals... that has serious undermining affects. It erodes the moral basis of our democracy.
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In all good westerns, the good guy is always a little bit questionable because he kind-of has to make moral judgments.
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The path of progress cuts through the four-way intersection of the moral, medical, religious and political - and whichever way you turn, you are likely to run over someone's deeply held beliefs.
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When I was in college, I became interested in various aspects of foreign policy and international relations. Even as a kid, I was interested in what I call, loosely speaking, forbidden knowledge.
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We should all feel confident in our intelligence. By the way, intelligence to me isn't just being book-smart or having a college degree; it's trusting your gut instincts, being intuitive, thinking outside the box, and sometimes just realizing that things need to change and being smart enough to change it.
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I went to a Canadian college for performing arts and then I auditioned for Canadian Idol. That honestly was my golden ticket.
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Screaming is hard after a while.
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The moral backbone of literature is about that whole question of memory. To my mind it seems clear that those who have no memory have the much greater chance to lead happy lives.
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Yes, it's hard to write. But it's harder not to.
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Hip-hop was started on groups.
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When we are confronted with extreme situations, we forget about moral issues; we simply act and must then accept the consequences.
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So I decided on science when I was in college.
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Obviously, you don't have to be religious to be moral, and beastly people are sometimes religious.
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Every young man or woman should weigh the matter well before concluding that a college education is out of the question.
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Some Muslim students experience secularism as an act of aggression.
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Wrestling is a hard sport, but it's only a sport.
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It is only now and then, in a jungle, or amidst the towering white menace of a burnt or burning Australian forest, that Nature strips the moral veils from vegetation and we apprehend its stark ferocity.
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Since God is the one who calls people to their work, the worker becomes a steward who serves God.
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People often ask me why I don't take up more heroine-oriented roles. My question is, 'Where are these roles?' I really appreciate actresses who sign only films with meaty roles. However, there aren't too many of them. The industry is simply male-dominated.
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I must have been born with a strong attraction toward, and possibly even an aptitude for, doing things on a small scale.
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I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
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It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.