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	My main wish is to get my books into other people's rooms, and to keep other people's books out of mine.   
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	Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.   
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	Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. If you look at it to admire it, you are lost.   
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	All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.   
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	Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.   
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	Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.   
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	He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.   
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	God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.   
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	In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.   
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	There is such a thing as doing good that evil may come.   
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	The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money.   
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	We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.   
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	Let every man be true and every god a liar.   
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	No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.   
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	A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.   
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	Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.   
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	Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.   
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	If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.   
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	A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.   
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	The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.   
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	Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.   
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	The history of art is the history of revivals.   
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	When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once.   
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	It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.   
