Samuel Butler Quotes
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
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The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.
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He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
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The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
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God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
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He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.
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In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.
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The history of art is the history of revivals.
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Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.
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Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.
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Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. If you look at it to admire it, you are lost.
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It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
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Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.
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We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
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We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.
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No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
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Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.