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Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental.
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once.
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I really do not see much use in exalting the humble and meek; they do not remain humble and meek long when they are exalted.
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When a man is in doubt about this or that in his writing, it will often guide him if he asks himself how it will tell a hundred years hence.
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The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
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Let every man be true and every god a liar.
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In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.
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Opinions have vested interests just as men have.
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For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
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The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
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Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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Silence and tact may or may not be the same thing.
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From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
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A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
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Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
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People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.
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Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderate use rather than total abstinence.
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When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
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To die is but to leave off dying and do the thing once for all.
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Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.