Alonzo Bodden Quotes
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Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.
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I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
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I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
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Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
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Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
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Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
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In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.