Tom Lehrer Quotes
I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.
Tom Lehrer
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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
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I had a 100 percent voting record with the NRA, but I don't believe in bazookas in our schools.
Victor Mitchell
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Nothing so comforts the military mind as the maxim of a great but dead general.
Barbara Tuchman
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Pope Pius XII was meant to go and castigate Hitler for being a air quotes 'Genocidal Fuckhead … air quotes again with bunny rabbit ears'. But he didn't, he wimped out, and for that history has renamed that Pope as 'Pope Gutless Bastard I.'
Eddie Izzard
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Growth isn't central at all, because I'm trying to run this company as if it's going to be here a hundred years from now. And if you take where we are today and add 15% growth, like public companies need to have for their stock to stay up in value, I'd be a multi-trillion-dollar company in 40 years. Which is impossible, of course.
Yvon Chouinard
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What is the world, O soldiers? It is I, I, this incessant snow, This northern sky.
Walter de La Mare
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You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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I shall never love anybody. I can't love people. I hate them.' 'The time will come, dear, the time will come.
George Eliot
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We can score on anybody. But we have to focus on defense. They were just outworking us. Everybody has to step up, period, for us to be a better team.
Allen Iverson
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Mrs Forrester ... sat in state, pretending not to know what cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and she knew that we knew, and we knew that she knew that we knew, she had been busy all the morning making tea-bread and sponge-cakes.
Elizabeth Gaskell
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Ivan and Misha is the great American Russian Novel told as Chekhov would tell it, in stories of delicacy, humanity, and insight. From Kiev to Manhattan, Brighton Beach and Bellevue, Michael Alenyikov lays out a series of compelling arguments for brotherhood between brothers, between lovers, between men from an old country. Alenyikov confronts big subjects - illness and madness, sex and love in the age of AIDS, old and new world values, a fallen wall, the metaphysics of survival, the march of generations.
Carolyn Cooke
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I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.
Tom Lehrer