Tom Lehrer Quotes
I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.
Tom Lehrer
Quotes to Explore
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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
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I had a 100 percent voting record with the NRA, but I don't believe in bazookas in our schools.
Victor Mitchell
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Nothing so comforts the military mind as the maxim of a great but dead general.
Barbara Tuchman
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Pope Pius XII was meant to go and castigate Hitler for being a air quotes 'Genocidal Fuckhead … air quotes again with bunny rabbit ears'. But he didn't, he wimped out, and for that history has renamed that Pope as 'Pope Gutless Bastard I.'
Eddie Izzard
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Growth isn't central at all, because I'm trying to run this company as if it's going to be here a hundred years from now. And if you take where we are today and add 15% growth, like public companies need to have for their stock to stay up in value, I'd be a multi-trillion-dollar company in 40 years. Which is impossible, of course.
Yvon Chouinard
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What is the world, O soldiers? It is I, I, this incessant snow, This northern sky.
Walter de La Mare
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You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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At home, when the heating pipes made noises, I imagined a tiny person was in there skipping with a rope. The fantasy world of tiny things became my escape.
Willard Wigan
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My lips are big, but my talent is bigger.
Fantasia Barrino
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I play all my own instruments. I write my own material. And I do not lip-synch. I sing live.
Kaci Brown
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Alas! the road to Anywhere is pitfalled with disaster;
There's hunger, want, and weariness, yet O we loved it so!
As on we tramped exultantly, and no man was our master,
And no man guessed what dreams were ours, as, swinging heel and toe,
We tramped the road to Anywhere, the magic road to Anywhere,
The tragic road to Anywhere, such dear, dim years ago.
Robert W. Service
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It's a wonderful world. You can't go backwards. You're always moving forward. It's the wonderful part about life. And that's terrific.
Harvey Fierstein
