Tom Lehrer Quotes
When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.

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We need to ask who is the enemy, and the enemies are terrorists.
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Doctrines provide an architecture for both Republican and Democrat presidents to carry out policies.
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I enrolled in an acting workshop and my first acting role was on the TV soap opera 'Melrose Place.'
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I love David's attitude in the Bible. He wasn't afraid to go against the trends. He wasn't going to be defined by the opinions of others.
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The ability for consumers to receive broadcast over the air signal is their right.
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The opponents of this process have always tried to vilify westernization as a poor imitation.
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I have been five minutes too late all my life-time!
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I think the government should be out of the marriage business and leave marriage to the churches.
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We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.
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It's so important to have that independence. You know it yourself: Everyone needs evenings of their own.
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AIDS had won gays sympathy; they no longer seemed the privileged brats that the general populace had resented in the 1970s.
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Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
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To despise riches, may, indeed, be philosophic, but to dispense them worthily, must surely be more beneficial to mankind.
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What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, say my lines, and do the best I can.
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The truth was I felt ugly growing up. I only really started feeling comfortable in myself when I was 40.
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The future of how the networks and studios deal with Netflix and Hulu and Amazon Prime Instant Video is certainly going to determine their future.
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Jack: pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers I'm going to blow your brains out.
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As far as I'm concerned we are all God That's the difference If you really think another guy is God he doesn't lock you up Funny about that.
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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Of all the London theatres, the Donmar is the dream.
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I have been listening to sport and watching sport on the BBC since I was a tiny boy.
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The chorus-ending from Aristophanes, raised every night from every ditch that drains into the Mediterranean, hoarse and primeval as the raven's croak, is one of the grandest tunes to walk by. Or on a night in May, one can walk through the too rare Italian forests for an hour on end and never be out of hearing of the nightingale's song.
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When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.