Tom Lehrer Quotes
When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.

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We need to ask who is the enemy, and the enemies are terrorists.
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Doctrines provide an architecture for both Republican and Democrat presidents to carry out policies.
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I enrolled in an acting workshop and my first acting role was on the TV soap opera 'Melrose Place.'
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I love David's attitude in the Bible. He wasn't afraid to go against the trends. He wasn't going to be defined by the opinions of others.
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The ability for consumers to receive broadcast over the air signal is their right.
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The opponents of this process have always tried to vilify westernization as a poor imitation.
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I have been five minutes too late all my life-time!
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I think the government should be out of the marriage business and leave marriage to the churches.
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We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.
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It's so important to have that independence. You know it yourself: Everyone needs evenings of their own.
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AIDS had won gays sympathy; they no longer seemed the privileged brats that the general populace had resented in the 1970s.
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Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
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To despise riches, may, indeed, be philosophic, but to dispense them worthily, must surely be more beneficial to mankind.
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What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, say my lines, and do the best I can.
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The truth was I felt ugly growing up. I only really started feeling comfortable in myself when I was 40.
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The future of how the networks and studios deal with Netflix and Hulu and Amazon Prime Instant Video is certainly going to determine their future.
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Jack: pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers I'm going to blow your brains out.
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As far as I'm concerned we are all God That's the difference If you really think another guy is God he doesn't lock you up Funny about that.
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Zaandam is particularly remarkable and there is enough here to paint for a life-time.
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My brothers were gone on tour a lot, and I would miss them so much.
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I never think of a project as just being comedy or just being drama - even with 'Masters of Sex.' I like being sort of messy, like life is.
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I can't stand the crap that gets talked by everyone - Players, Fans, The Media, Club Officals. Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me
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But more overt sexual aggression may be the product of something few will acknowledge, at least on the record: Resentment. Off the record, in dozens of interviews over a period of years, male soldiers and officers have confided that many men resent women because they've been forced to pretend that women are equals, and men know they're not.
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When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.