Jack Black Quotes
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cries I just want my friend back!
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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
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There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.
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I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.
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I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
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I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
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My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
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I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
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I don't get hung up on weight.
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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
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You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.
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Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
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If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
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The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.
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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
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I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
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I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.
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My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
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With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.