Tommy Cooper Quotes
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
Tommy Cooper
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How lucky am I?
Olivia Williams
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Istanbul is a vast place. There are very conservative neighbourhoods, there are places that are upper class, Westernised, consuming Western culture.
Orhan Pamuk
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I feel to look for perfection is a very dangerous path. More than that, it's dangerous because it doesn't exist. You can aim for it, but you already know you won't get there because it doesn't exist. Plus, I definitely think the flaws, little cracks, and accidents are a lot more interesting.
Vincent Cassel
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
Calvin Coolidge
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I met will.i.am in the studio and played him a couple of songs and he liked them. We're similar but there's nobody in my lane doing what I'm doing.
Bobby Ray Simmons Jr.
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It's very difficult, I think, especially on two cellphones, to have a romantic conversation.
Rainbow Rowell
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Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.
A. E. Housman
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One of the most important things that teachers teach students is you, you can work harder. You are mentally tougher than you think.
Taylor Mali
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I think rock 'n' roll would become exponentially, considerably more difficult to perform past about 65.
Adam Clayton
U2
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I don't read my books, I write them. Once I've finished the many years it usually takes me to write them, I can't bear to read them, because I've spent too long with them already. I'm not advertising them very well, am I?
Salman Rushdie
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I suppose that is my central obsession. What we owe to society, what we owe to ourselves.
Barbara Kingsolver
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
Aaliyah
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Since thy return, through days and weeks
Of hope that grew by stealth,
How many wan and faded cheeks
Have kindled into health!
The Old, by thee revived, have said,
'Another year is ours;'
And wayworn Wanderers, poorly fed,
Have smiled upon thy flowers.
William Wordsworth
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Kerosene," he said, because the silence had lengthened, "is nothing but perfume to me.
Ray Bradbury
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
Sarah Silverman
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A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
Tommy Cooper