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		A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
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		How lucky am I?
	
	  Olivia Williams Olivia Williams
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		Istanbul is a vast place. There are very conservative neighbourhoods, there are places that are upper class, Westernised, consuming Western culture.
	
	  Orhan Pamuk Orhan Pamuk
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		I feel to look for perfection is a very dangerous path. More than that, it's dangerous because it doesn't exist. You can aim for it, but you already know you won't get there because it doesn't exist. Plus, I definitely think the flaws, little cracks, and accidents are a lot more interesting.
	
	  Vincent Cassel Vincent Cassel
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		The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
	
	  Oriana Fallaci Oriana Fallaci
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		No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
	
	  Calvin Coolidge Calvin Coolidge
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		I met will.i.am in the studio and played him a couple of songs and he liked them. We're similar but there's nobody in my lane doing what I'm doing.
	
	  Bobby Ray Simmons Jr. Bobby Ray Simmons Jr.
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		If you go to an elite school where the other students in your class are all really brilliant, you run the risk of mistakenly believing yourself to not be a good student.
	
	  Malcolm Gladwell Malcolm Gladwell
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		I've never experienced complete terror, knock on wood, or running for my life or any of that.
	
	  Maika Monroe Maika Monroe
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		Lady Diana Spencer looked to relatively unknown designers - David and Elizabeth Emanuel, recently graduated from the Royal College of Art - when she wed Prince Charles in 1981.
	
	  Hamish Bowles Hamish Bowles
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		I wish I could have won a lot more tournaments, but I got injured every time I played well.
	
	  Marat Safin Marat Safin
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		My biggest goal in life will be achieved when I have a family, when I have my own kids that I can raise myself and bring up based on what I know. I always think it's the wildest idea - raising a whole, entire human is insane to me, and I've always wanted kids.
	
	  Hailey Bieber Hailey Bieber
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		Alanis Morissette - I love how she's not afraid to say what she wants to say. Love it or hate it, she's going to say it. And her vocals are crazy; they're amazing, and I also love how her music is really organic.
	
	  Manika Manika
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		If there is still an American dream, reading is one of the bootstraps by which we can all pull ourselves up.
	
	  Karin Slaughter Karin Slaughter
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		It's very difficult, I think, especially on two cellphones, to have a romantic conversation.
	
	  Rainbow Rowell Rainbow Rowell
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		In the U.S., we didn't have scale, and without scale, it's difficult to operate.
	
	  Baba Kalyani Baba Kalyani
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		Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.
	
	  A. E. Housman A. E. Housman
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		One of the most important things that teachers teach students is you, you can work harder. You are mentally tougher than you think.
	
	  Taylor Mali Taylor Mali
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		I think rock 'n' roll would become exponentially, considerably more difficult to perform past about 65.
	
	  Adam Clayton
			
			
				U2 Adam Clayton
			
			
				U2
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		If I want to kiss, I shall kiss. If I am told that a lovemaking scene is integral to the script, I will consider it.
	
	  Kareena Kapoor Khan Kareena Kapoor Khan
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		SNAP is a critical anti-hunger program that feeds millions of low income Americans, including children, veterans, and seniors who would not otherwise have the resources to buy groceries.
	
	  Dan Maffei Dan Maffei
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		As I have said throughout, I have no doubt that they will find the clearest possible evidence of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction.
	
	  Tony Blair Tony Blair
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		"I used to think the world was broken down by tribes," I said. "By black and white. By Indian and white. But I know that isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: The people who are assholes and the people who are not."
	
	  Sherman Alexie Sherman Alexie
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		I don't deal with the whole 'bad boy who doesn't call you.' That doesn't interest me at all, and I just look the other way.
	
	  Mackenzie Rosman Mackenzie Rosman
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		A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
	
	  Tommy Cooper Tommy Cooper