Tommy Cooper Quotes

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

Tommy Cooper

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• Feels
• Arms
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• I think 'The Color of Money' was very instrumental in opening up other opportunities. People started to recognize me as an artist after that film. And then, after I did 'Bird,' it was more solidified.

  

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• As the law minister, I had ensured that the government's right to natural resources was protected. The result was evident. The honourable Supreme Court gave the landmark decision in RIL vs RNRL case that the government is the owner of all natural resources.

  

  Veerappa Moily
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• I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing.

  

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• I think I'm the only professional horse rider from the movie industry. Strangely, I've seen no men from the industry at equestrian events. Though I've seen some ladies like Diya Mirza and Lara Dutta at the race course. Women, by the way, make superior horse riders.

  

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  • Men
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• The culture means the younger generation respecting the OGs, but at the same time, bringing it all to the older generation to where they can relate.

  

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  • Time
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• My daughter, Lily Caitlin, means the most to me in the world.

  

  Adam Ant Adam and the Ants
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• I love the Middle East. My earliest childhood memories are of Jerusalem. I love the colors and smells and cadence of Arabic spoken in the streets of Cairo or Beirut. I also love the modernity and verve of Tel Aviv.

  

  Kai Bird
  • Childhood
  • Memories
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• There are boxing fans, and there are fans of the UFC. People want to see blood, but people like both.

  

  Canelo Alvarez
  • People
  • Want
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• So I guess I had, I think they tell me I had, about three years total of piano lessons, off and on.

  

  Warren Zevon
  • Think
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• I believe success is preparation, because opportunity is going to knock on your door sooner or later but are you prepared to answer that?

  

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  • Believe
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• I want to be treated like a musician.

  

  Halsey
  • Want
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• There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Love
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• It is the responsibility of all the Sudanese, especially the political leaders and the media, to strengthen social cohesion through the proper understanding of the dynamics of unity, if they really want our country to remain united.

  

  Salva Kiir Mayardit
  • Country
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• One way to quantify the immigrant contribution to the overall economy is to measure their share of the U.S. economic output. One such examination for the years 2009-2011 found that immigrants contributed 14.7 percent of the total economic output.

  

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• Freedom of expression is no longer a political nicety, but a precondition for economic competitiveness.

  

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• As a parent, I can get so frustrated. Any parent can!

  

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• I want to keep playing good golf.

  

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• Good music is very close to primitive language.

  

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• I've realised that at the top of the mountain, there's another mountain.

  

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• But my shift to the serious study of economics gradually weakened my belief in Major Douglas's A+B theorem, which was replaced in my thought by the expression MV = PT.

  

  James Meade Kutless
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• They see us interacting with people, they see us doing serious interviews, they see us having fun, and when you're conversing with someone, you get a much clearer impression of who that person is than if they are just reading into a news piece.

  

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  • Fun
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• A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Serious
  • Feels
  • Arms