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If the Lord can lead you to it, he can lead you through it.
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I like my men like I like my coffee... incapable of loving me back.
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I will not Jodie Foster this kind of behavior.
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If you don't accept me at my David Blaine, you don't deserve me at my Criss Angel.
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I paint for the check cashing place down the street.
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I always tell my mom that if she would have just bought me a Barbie when I was little, I would have gone into real estate.
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Hi, I'm the chemical burn from the spiral perm, Trixie Mattel.
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People on a daily basis walk up to me, panic, and tell me something extremely graphic and violent about their life."
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You get up, you dust yourself off, and leech off your famous friend Katya.
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Trixie Mattel is a product of bad things that happened to me, and it's how I deal with things. It's wonderful.
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Know what your'e worth and demand three times that.
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All my jokes are cries for help.
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If you wish you were me right now, it's natural.
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We're going to top our own expectations of ourselves.
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People are absolute garbage.
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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's clinical depression?
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Everybody says, 'Oh my god, Trixie! It must be so amazing, it must be like everything's just handed to you!', and the truth is, yes. Everything is just handed to me. Unfortunately, I have two hooks.
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Some people might say I'm fake, but those people are alcoholics.
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It's weird to not believe in god, but also be so scared of him.
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I'm in a nightmare.