Trixie Mattel Quotes

United States, Singer-Songwriter
August 23, 1989

Brian Michael Firkus, known by the stage persona Trixie Mattel, is an American drag queen, singer-songwriter, comedian, and television personality from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Mattel is known for being the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars season 3, for competing, and placing sixth, on the seventh season of RuPaul's Drag Race, and co-starring with Yekaterina Petrovna 'Katya' Zamolodchikova on the web series UNHhhh and its Viceland follow-up The Trixie & Katya Show alongside co-host Katya Zamolodchikova and guest host Bob the Drag Queen. Mattel's first studio album, Two Birds, was released in 2017, followed by her second album, One Stone, in 2018.

Also known as Comedian, Television Personality

If the Lord can lead you to it, he can lead you through it.

Trixie Mattel
- Lord
- Lead
I will not Jodie Foster this kind of behavior.

Trixie Mattel
- Behavior
- Jodie Foster

I like my men like I like my coffee... incapable of loving me back.

Trixie Mattel
- Men
- Coffee
If you don't accept me at my David Blaine, you don't deserve me at my Criss Angel.

Trixie Mattel
- David Blaine
- Criss Angel
I paint for the check cashing place down the street.

Trixie Mattel
- Street
- Check
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's clinical depression?

Trixie Mattel
- Clinical depression
I always tell my mom that if she would have just bought me a Barbie when I was little, I would have gone into real estate.

Trixie Mattel
- Mom
- Real estate
- Barbie
People on a daily basis walk up to me, panic, and tell me something extremely graphic and violent about their life."

Trixie Mattel
- People
- Life
- Panic

Hi, I'm the chemical burn from the spiral perm, Trixie Mattel.

Trixie Mattel
Trixie Mattel is a product of bad things that happened to me, and it's how I deal with things. It's wonderful.

Trixie Mattel
All my jokes are cries for help.

Trixie Mattel
- Help
- Jokes
- Cries
Know what your'e worth and demand three times that.

Trixie Mattel
- Worth
- Demand
You get up, you dust yourself off, and leech off your famous friend Katya.

Trixie Mattel
- Dust
- Katya
- Leech off
If you wish you were me right now, it's natural.

Trixie Mattel
- Wish
- Natural

People are absolute garbage.

Trixie Mattel
- People
- Garbage
We're going to top our own expectations of ourselves.

Trixie Mattel
- Expectations
It's weird to not believe in god, but also be so scared of him.

Trixie Mattel
- God
- Believe
Some people might say I'm fake, but those people are alcoholics.

Trixie Mattel
- People
- Fake
- Alcoholics
Everybody says, 'Oh my god, Trixie! It must be so amazing, it must be like everything's just handed to you!', and the truth is, yes. Everything is just handed to me. Unfortunately, I have two hooks.

Trixie Mattel
- God
- Trixie
I'm in a nightmare.

Trixie Mattel
- Nightmare

Dark comedy helped me survive.

Trixie Mattel
- Dark comedy
Just because you paid a lot for it, doesn't mean it's nice.

Trixie Mattel
- Nice
- Paid