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I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
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I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.
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I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
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The first hundred years are the hardest.
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God help those who do not help themselves.
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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
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There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.