Hannibal Buress Quotes
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I was convinced in middle school that I invented tight-rolling your pants, because I would get hand-me-downs from my brothers, and of course they were bell-bottoms from the '70s. So I would fold and fold over the bells. I like to think I started the trend. But I didn't.
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I do not read SF as much as I used to. It's too much like a busman's holiday.
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Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship.
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I like artists who have something to say, not wallpaper.
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I really believed that my songs were good enough for the whole world to listen to. I had fans from America or the U.K. who would be like, 'Oh my God, I love your music'.
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I don't really have anything against Will Young or Gareth Gates.
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When we're ill, one of the last things we have that we can enjoy is food.
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At some point, you decide to take something you really like and turn it into a business you love.
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I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries.
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I don't like laziness or cutting corners.
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I love going for a swim. Growing up in England, anywhere with a pool seems like the height of glamour to me.
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I'm not a religious person, and I'm not too interested in being a part of a religion, but I do like having some sort of communal gathering, and having some sense of peoples.
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John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security.
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Like many other kids, I liked watching anime.
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Nine-tenths of tactics are certain, and taught in books: but the irrational tenth is like the kingfisher flashing across the pool, and that is the test of generals.
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When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
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Oftentimes, when you have a huge studio film and you have big names attached, they like to keep attaching big names.
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Whipping and abuse are like laudanum: you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.
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I'm a huge David Lindsay-Abaire fan. If I could write, I would want to write like him.
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Do all things with love.
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He only is advancing in life whose heart is getting softer, whose blood warmer, whose brain quicker, whose spirit is entering into living peace. And the men who have this life in them are the true lords or kings of the earth - they, and they only.
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If flies are a great model, they're a great model for flies. These animals, you know, they're not like us. We don't fly. We don't have a compound eye. I don't think we process sensory information the same way. The muscles that they use are just incredibly much more sophisticated and interesting than the muscles we use.
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There are only three outs an inning, and they should be treasured. Give one away, and you're making everything harder for yourself.
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I really like Halal food.
