Arj Barker Quotes
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I'm trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I've ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It's called going to sleep. Maybe you've heard of it.
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I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.
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A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.
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Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets - unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel. Then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.
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I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.
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I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.
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I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it.
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I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.