Ben Miller Quotes
I don't think you get a lot of comedians who are homeopaths. Comedy is essentially about not being hoodwinked.
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It's so important to create roles and characters and projects that feature black people in a way that's not specifically targeted toward the niche market, which is, like, a black movie is created and it's produced and pitched so that only black people will watch it ... I want to see dynamic characters and roles that everyone wants to watch.
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Genuine wisdom is usually conspicuous through modesty and silence.
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Don't be surprised if you find me doing some charity work in another country.
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I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like, 'What if you say this? What about this?'
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I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.
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I don't think you get a lot of comedians who are homeopaths. Comedy is essentially about not being hoodwinked.
