Richard Simmons Quotes
Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.
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I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too!
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When you're 21, you think, 'Oh God, when I'm 36, oh God, that's nearly 40 and I'll look really old and wrinkly by then.' And actually, I quite like the way I look.
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I don't really think about the runs too much. I mean, if we get, like, a five-run lead, then I'll start to pitch according to that.
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I remember the moment I first became aware of aging. I was 30. I looked down at my knees, and the skin above them had become a little loose. And I thought, 'And so it begins!'
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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Gardeners are good at nurturing, and they have a great quality of patience, they're tender. They have to be persistent.
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The best V-Day gift I've ever received was a personalized photo collage.
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Men don't avoid successful women because they're jealous; they often do it to avoid being in competition with her next job promotion.
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I know that I'm capable of moving around on the guitar. I can express myself the way I want to and feel good about it. But as far as technical chops, I'm not a learned musician.
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I am undeniably afraid of the dark!
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I am through with baseball forever. I have my farm and my home and enough to take care of me, so why should I work and worry any longer?
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I'm high maintenance, but I'm worth it.
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Being veterans of the struggle to push back against fundamentalist Christians, American liberals are well acquainted with the pitfalls of the neoconservative flirtation with the religious-right.
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I'm sort of fascinated by the whole espionage crime thing.
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I studied classical opera, so I was always singing in Italian and German and French.
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With 'New Rose Hotel,' I knew that I was getting paid a $100,000 fee to write, produce, and direct, and that's all I was going to get.
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I eat every two hours. I sleep for eight hours. I have lots of water. I pray to keep calm. Most importantly, I have a smile on my face.
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My record label always says you shouldn't talk about money because it makes people extremely uncomfortable. Refugees can't talk about money. Rappers can talk about money; refugees can't talk about money.
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The lurking suspicion that something could be simplified is the world's richest source of rewarding challenges.
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When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.
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Better a fallen rocket than never a burst of light.
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I don't have a magic formula for prioritizing the world's problems.
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If you love animals, please don't eat them.
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Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.
