Nicole Hollander Quotes
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Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
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Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
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My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
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In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
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Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?
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Man is the hunter. Woman is the civilizing influence, and when women abandon that role, men become Cranky, and start wars.
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Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.
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We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.