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Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
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Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
Nicole Hollander -
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Nicole Hollander -
Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?
Nicole Hollander -
Man is the hunter. Woman is the civilizing influence, and when women abandon that role, men become Cranky, and start wars.
Nicole Hollander -
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.
Nicole Hollander -
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
Nicole Hollander