Macaulay Culkin Quotes
I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't even get through a hand of black jack without getting carded, like, five times.

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We must never forget that Black History is American History. The achievements of African Americans have contributed to our nation's greatness.
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To me, it's impolite to go out shopping with no money.
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I'm never nervous about being vulnerable with my songwriting because my favorite artists are ones that are vulnerable. I want people to feel like they know me.
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The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either.
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You can't try and make something you think someone else will like. You can only make what you like. How can you make a song that Yo-Landi Visser likes? You don't know me. You'll never understand me.
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With 'Tron,' we had so many crew members around and a stage full of special effects people that know exactly what has to be done in the situations. You're on a stage in sets the whole time.
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If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
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Besides that, I felt guilty. I thought for some reason... I was alive, and Buddy and those boys were dead, and I didn't know how, but somehow I'd caused it.
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If my own current husband was suddenly a stay-at-home dad, it would be emasculating. That would be hard for me.
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The good thing is I didn't feel like anyone was going to judge me on 'Glee.'
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I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
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To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you.
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I know what I've done, and I know who I am.
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It's always been my dream to just continually do really cool indie movies, character-driven stuff. I would love to do more theater on a larger scale. I'm just excited for the next thing that comes along that I'm salivating over. I think a little more guerrilla would be really exciting to me.
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The reality, for me at least, is that the finest recreation of a paper game, played on computer, pales in comparison with the actual, face-to-face experience.
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You know, it's a really adult thing, for some people, to choose to not be with the one that you love.
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Quite understandably, people think that if there's a six-year gap or whatever, that it's taken me six years to make the album. It's not really like that at all.
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I'm not cool at all. I'm the least cool person I know.
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I think becoming a scientist is the product of parents who gave me enormous opportunities to master nature.
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Character in a saint means the disposition of Jesus Christ persistently manifested.
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I purchased a 1955 Rolls-Royce that my wife liked because it was new the year we were married. Then came a 1926 Hispano-Suiza Cabriolet that I bought at my first classic car auction after I had three martinis. As more cars were added, I had to buy a warehouse.
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Life is a story. Why do we die? Because we live. Why do we live? Because our Maker opened His mouth and began to tell a story.
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One can't relive one's life. Forgiveness is not what's difficult; one's always too ready to forgive. And it does no good, that's obvious.
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I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't even get through a hand of black jack without getting carded, like, five times.