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Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
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It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious...
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It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
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I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.
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I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
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Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
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A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
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I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
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Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, pass it to you're friend.
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Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings...
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I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
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They should legalize pot! Do it! DO IT!
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I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
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I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
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I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.
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I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
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I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.
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I"m still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year-old with responsibility.
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I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different...
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I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?
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I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump...