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Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
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It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious...
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It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
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I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.
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A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
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I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
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I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
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Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
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Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, pass it to you're friend.
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I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
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I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
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They should legalize pot! Do it! DO IT!
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Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings...
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I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
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I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
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I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.
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I"m still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year-old with responsibility.
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I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.
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I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?
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I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different...
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I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.