D. L. Hughley Quotes
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Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.
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I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.
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There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
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One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.
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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.
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Everybody wants to be great at something.
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I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.
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The one thing women love more than money is power.
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I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.
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There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.
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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.
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They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.
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It's really no different for me 'cause I work for BET so it's like the writers are always on strike.
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You know what so funny, this strike has been going on for a long time. It's lasted longer than the Civil Rights movement, what the hell is this? It's painfully obvious to me white people don't know how to protest. You need like an Al Sharpton, have a dream, go to the mountaintop, do something!
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Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.
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I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old.
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Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.
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They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.