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I'll come no more behind your scenes, David Garrick; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities.
Samuel Johnson
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We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
Samuel Johnson
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What is easy is seldom excellent.
Samuel Johnson
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Sir, your levellers wish to level down as far as themselves; but they cannot bear levelling up to themselves.
Samuel Johnson
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Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life, and... the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.
Samuel Johnson
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How is it that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty among the drivers of negroes?
Samuel Johnson
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Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
Samuel Johnson
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Life cannot subsist in society but by reciprocal concessions.
Samuel Johnson
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Between falsehood and useless truth there is little difference. As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which cannot apply will make no man wise.
Samuel Johnson
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In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath.
Samuel Johnson
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That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel?
Samuel Johnson
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He that overvalues himself will undervalue others, and he that undervalues others will oppress them.
Samuel Johnson
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A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.
Samuel Johnson
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There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
Samuel Johnson
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This mournful truth is ev'rywhere confessed - Slow rises worth, by poverty depressed.
Samuel Johnson
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I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
Samuel Johnson
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But, perhaps, the excellence of aphorisms consists not so much in the expression of some rare or abstruse sentiment, as in the comprehension of some obvious and useful truth in few words.
Samuel Johnson
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When any calamity has been suffered the first thing to be remembered is, how much has been escaped.
Samuel Johnson
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No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
Samuel Johnson
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Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get.
Samuel Johnson
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The poet must write as the interpreter of nature and the legislator of mankind, and consider himself as presiding over the thoughts and manners of future generations, as a being superior to time and place.
Samuel Johnson
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The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.
Samuel Johnson
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I do not know, sir, that the fellow is an infidel; but if he be an infidel, he is an infidel as a dog is an infidel; that is to say, he has never thought upon the subject.
Samuel Johnson
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Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
Samuel Johnson
