Cody Lundin Quotes
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I'm all for the path of least resistance.
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The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.
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I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
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I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
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It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.
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I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.
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Are you sure that’s meat? That looks like a penis.
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I feel like a tick on a dog.
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I’m the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
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The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.
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We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.
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It’s like walking on a big sumptuous butt.
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You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
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Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.
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Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
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Because I don’t want to be wearing my scrotum as a necklace.
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If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
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We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.
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All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.
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Soon he’ll be wearing shorts and growing his hair out, and the transformation will be complete.
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It’s like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet… in a kitchen…
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It's a recipe for disaster.
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So I’m pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet … because I’m worth it.
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It’s like walking through someone’s small intestine.