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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.
Robert Phillips -
It is always dullest before the yawn.
Robert Phillips
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Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
Robert Phillips -
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Robert Phillips -
A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.
Robert Phillips -
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
Robert Phillips -
NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new IP-PRIME platform, .. NRTC is focused on finding telecommunications solutions that are ideal for rural communities and working with our membership to make those solutions a reality across the country.
Robert Phillips -
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
Robert Phillips
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Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Robert Phillips -
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
Robert Phillips -
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Robert Phillips -
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
Robert Phillips